Access to this site and it's related faculties is governed solely by these terms.


The following Terms of Use (TOU) exclusively govern access to this site -- your access to this site is unauthorized if you fail to follow these terms, and by accessing this site [with or without authorization] you agree to these terms in totality:

1. This site is owned and operated under protections afforded by the US Constitution, which grants us the right to refuse any and all warrants, subpoenas or other requests which would compel us to unveil ownership, subscriber, source, operational or creative information.

2. Employees, officials, agents and assigns of Government are EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN from accessing this site -- this includes any commercial entity or individual who conduct business with Government. Any such access attempts shall be considered to be "unauthorized access attempts" subject to civil monetary penalties, even if such access is made as part of "official duties" or "protected by immunity".

3. This site and its operators employ the use of active countermeasures to repel and investigate Unauthorized Access Attempts [real or perceived]. This may include the use of reverse-tunneling, remote code-execution and other exploits [destructive and non-destructive].

4. All unauthorized access attempts to this site shall be punishable by a civil monetary award of "Five Thousand US Dollars per unauthorized access attempt". The lifetime of an "unauthorized access attempt" shall be defined as "A one second interval (or any fraction thereof)". Each interval shall constitute an individual occurence.

5. This website (and its supporting infrastructure) is "private". All access not considered "unauthorized access attempts" shall be considered to be "subscriber access attempts".

6. Any attempts to replicate or store information from this website shall be considered an "unauthorized access attempt".

7. Any attempts to disrupt, damage, modify or otherwise interfere with the operation and availability of this site or its underlying infrastructure and data shall be considered an "unauthorized access attempt".

8. The owners and operators of this site are immune from any and all civil claims arising from the use of, or information obtained from, this site; and reserve the EXCLUSIVE RIGHT to determine jurisidiction and forum should any such disputes arise (including those arising from "unauthorized access attempts").

You hereby waive any and all rights (even if afforded to you by law) that contradict these terms of use and shall immediately terminate any and all access attempts to this site if you do not agree to these terms.